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  1. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel
  2. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious
  3. Sprays deo such so that he does not need to take bath
  4. Sneezes and says “excuse me”
  5. Says hey instead of hi, says yogurt instead of curd, says cab instead of taxi, says candy instead of chocolate, says cookie instead of biscut, says **free way** instead of highway, says got to go instead of have to go, says o instead of zero ( for 704, says seven oh! four instead of seven zero four)
  6. Does not forget to crib about air pollution. keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out
  7. Says all the distances in miles,( not in kilometers), and counts in millions. (not in lakhs)
  8. Tries to figure all the prices in dollars as far as possible ( but deep down the heart multiplies by 40 times)
  9. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet
  10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (zed), repeats Zee several times, if the person unable to get, then say X, Y, Zee
  11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & oh! British style!!!!
  12. Makes fun of Indian standard time and ***Indian road*** conditions
  13. Even after 2 months, complaints about jet lag
  14. Avoids eating more spicy(hot) stuff
  15. Tries to drink diet coke instead of ****normal**** coke
  16. Tries to complain about anything in ****India **** as if he is experiencing it for the first time
  17. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule
  18. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food
  19. From the luggage bag , does not remove the stickers of airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival
  20. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian roads.
  21. Tries to begin conversation with; in US…..or when was in US
  • HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN????


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