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After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to
marry you.
2. Tell the
telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will
give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.

3. Ask them
to repeat everything they say, several times.

4. Tell
them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on
your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your
food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.

5. Tell
them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your
five year old child.
6. Tell them
you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak
up…louder. ..louder. ..louder!

7. Tell them to
speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.

8. If they
start out with, “How are you today?”, say “I’m so glad you asked, because
no one these days seems to care, and I have all these
problems…. ……..”

9. Cry out in
surprise, “Helen, is that you? I’ve been hoping you’d call! How is the
family?” When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking.
This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.

10. Tell
the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. – and
give him the ICICI call center number.

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