- Tries to use credit card in road side hotel
- Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious
- Sprays deo such so that he does not need to take bath
- Sneezes and says “excuse me”
- Says hey instead of hi, says yogurt instead of curd, says cab instead of taxi, says candy instead of chocolate, says cookie instead of biscut, says **free way** instead of highway, says got to go instead of have to go, says o instead of zero ( for 704, says seven oh! four instead of seven zero four)
- Does not forget to crib about air pollution. keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out
- Says all the distances in miles,( not in kilometers), and counts in millions. (not in lakhs)
- Tries to figure all the prices in dollars as far as possible ( but deep down the heart multiplies by 40 times)
- Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet
- When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (zed), repeats Zee several times, if the person unable to get, then say X, Y, Zee
- Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & oh! British style!!!!
- Makes fun of Indian standard time and ***Indian road*** conditions
- Even after 2 months, complaints about jet lag
- Avoids eating more spicy(hot) stuff
- Tries to drink diet coke instead of ****normal**** coke
- Tries to complain about anything in ****India **** as if he is experiencing it for the first time
- Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule
- Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food
- From the luggage bag , does not remove the stickers of airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival
- Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian roads.
- Tries to begin conversation with; in US…..or when was in US
- HOW MANY OF THESE DID YOU DO IN????
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